• 10. Thought the house was too orderly
  
• 9. Never did like having a full nights sleep
  
• 8. Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW
  
• 7. Thought the furniture looked too nice
  
• 6. Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
  
• 5. Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want to pay a gardener.
  
• 4. Neighbors didn't complain enough
  
• 3. Kids weren't enough of a challenge
  
• 2. If you can train & show one dog, why not ten
  
• 1. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows